you wanna make a shit ton of money and you're an absolute slime bag piece of trash what about scamming your company out of millions you could [[look at the books|books]] to get ideas, [[spy on a private conversation between the company bosses|spy]], or [[search the internet for scam ideas|search]]the entirety of the company's accounting history is stored in this book there must be some way to siphon a few million by redirecting the cash flow without the owners noticing you should [[read through the company's early days|early]] or [[look at the most recent transactions|recent]]the airline owners are sitting cross-legged on a pile of dirt in the courtyard folding paper airplanes and it looks like their faces are melting off do you want to [[get a little closer|closer]] to hear what they're saying, [[rethink this strategy|introduction]], or [[announce yourself|announce]] hoping you can ask the right questionsyou type *how do I scam my company out of a lot of cash* into your browser's search bar and the top three results are [[8 Major Scams in Real Estate - What You Need To Look Out For|estate]], [[BBB Scam Tips|bbb]], and [[How To Scam People For Money - Kopywriting Kourse|kopywriting]]the records indicate their original bank account was based in a remote island in the middle of the ocean where you've heard they guard the money with missiles and sometimes fly the money into space how about [[taking a trip|island]] or should you [[check the rest of the book|books]]there has been a ton of activity recently it looks like the owners have been investing heavily in putty that makes it realistically look like your face is melting off and it's paying off maybe it's time to [[talk with the owners|announce]] to get some clues or [[try looking at the book some more|books]]you get really close but not close enough for them to see you their faces are very heavily dripping off in globs at this point and it freaks you out to the point that you should either [[check the books|books]] or [[do an internet search|search]] insteadyou walk toward the owners and when you finally get up close you can tell their faces are covered in putty that makes it look like their faces are dripping off it's making you nervous but you should ask something like [[can I get your opinion on these investment ideas|investment]], [[where do you keep your money|money]], or [[what's with the putty|putty]]this isn't really helpful since it's about real estate and your company flys planes what exactly were you thinking [[try another link|search]]this site advises companies to guard their accounting books very closely because there are always good ideas for scams hidden in them maybe it's a good idea to [[check the books|books]] or do you want to [[see the other search results|search]]you forgot to use a VPN and this site is clearly incriminating so you quickly turn off the computer and head for the door but when you get there heavily armed guards are waiting to bring you to jail so you end up in jail you can [[try again|introduction]] if you wantit's so hot and there are missiles everywhere you present your company identification to the banker and he walks you over to the shuttle launch site apparently your company's money is orbiting mars you could [[get in the shuttle|shuttle]], [[get out of here|early]] or [[try to use a missile|missile]]after 162 days you dock with the satellite you get out of the deprivation chamber and walk over to the vault and on the door is a keypad that says *enter password* do you [[try some nonsense|nonsense]] or admit you don't know it and [[fly home|early]]you ask to use the bathroom but go to the missile silo instead when you're at the top of the silo you shout you're going to kill everyone and immediately you are shot in the head by one of the many hidden snipers around the island and you die you can [[try again|introduction]] if you wantyou type in the only thing you can think of which is *cash daddy* and the satellite immediately explodes blowing your body into a billion pieces and you die you can [[try again|introduction]] if you wantthey think your fake investment idea is great and to get some money they advise you to [[check the books|books]]unsurprisingly they think this is a weird question regardless of whether their faces are covered in putty so you should [[ask a different question|announce]] or [[go back inside|introduction]]they tell you all about the putty it has molecular qualities that make it look very realistically like your face is melting off and it makes a ton of money do you [[tell them you can get more|more]] or [[ask them if you can invest|invest]]you tell them you need millions in cash and they are so excited about getting more putty they tell you to go to the bank and liquidate the entire company and transfer the cash into a huge bag and bring it back but you keep one airplane and fly away with the huge bag of cash good job slime bag you win you can [[see what else could have happened|introduction]] if you wantthey tell you to give them millions in cash but that's exactly what you don't have what were you thinking maybe you should [[ask another question|announce]] or [[rethink your strategy|introduction]]