<?php
namespace entities\html;

class Image extends Element
{
   public function __construct($src, $id=null, $class=null)
   {
      parent::__construct("img", $id, $class, false);
      $this->add_attribute("src", $src);
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\html;

class Form
{
   public function __construct($id=null)
   {
      $this->id = $id;
   }
   public function __toString()
   {
      return $this->build_html();
   }
   private function build_html()
   {
      $markup = "<form method=\"post\"";
      if (!is_null($this->id))
      {
         $markup .= " id=\"" . $this->id . "\"";
      }
      $markup .= ">\n";
      $markup .= $this->build_content();
      $markup .= "</form>\n";
      return $markup;
   }
   protected function build_content()
   {
      return "&nbsp;\n";
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\html;

class Meta extends Element
{
   public function __construct($content, $name=null, $http_equiv=null)
   {
      parent::__construct("meta", null, null, false);
      $this->add_attribute("name", $name);
      $this->add_attribute("http-equiv", $http_equiv);
      $this->add_attribute("content", $content);
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\evr;

class Trailer extends \entities\html\IFrame
{
   public function __construct()
   {
      parent::__construct(
         "trailer", $GLOBALS["TRAILER_URL"], $GLOBALS["TRAILER_WIDTH"],
         $GLOBALS["TRAILER_HEIGHT"]);
      $this->add_attribute("webkitAllowFullScreen", true);
      $this->add_attribute("allowFullScreen", true);
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\evr;
use \entities\html as html;

class Emoticon_Vs_Rainbow extends html\Page
{
   private $markup = "";
   public function __construct()
   {
      parent::__construct($GLOBALS["PAGE_TITLE"]);
   }
   protected function build_content()
   {
      $markup = new html\Image(
         $GLOBALS["LOADING_ANIMATION_PATH"], "loading_animation");
      $markup .= new html\Script($this->build_script_path());
      return $markup;
   }
   private function build_script_path()
   {
      return $this->determine_script_root() . $GLOBALS["GAME_PATH"];
   }
   private function determine_script_root()
   {
      $path = "src/game/stable/";
      if ($this->visitor_is_local() || isset($_GET["v"]))
      {
         if (!isset($_GET["s"]))
         {
            $path = "src/game/volatile/";
         }
      }
      return $path;
   }
   private function visitor_is_local()
   {
      $localhost = "127.0.0.1";
      $network = "/^192\.168\.0\..*/";
      $address = $_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"];
      return $address == $localhost || preg_match($network, $address);
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\evr\security;

class Password_Mail extends Mail
{
   public function __construct($recipient, $password)
   {
      parent::__construct(
         $recipient, $GLOBALS["EMAIL_SENDER"],
         $GLOBALS["NEW_PASSWORD_SUBJECT"]);
      $this->password = $password;
   }
   protected function build_message()
   {
      $message = $GLOBALS["NEW_PASSWORD_PREFACE"] . " ";
      $message .= $this->password . "\n";
      return $message;
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\evr\security;

class Cookie
{
   public function __construct()
   {
      $this->name = $GLOBALS["COOKIE_NAME"];
   }
   public function exists()
   {
      return isset($_COOKIE[$this->name]) && $_COOKIE[$this->name] != "";
   }
   public function set($username, $hash)
   {
      $value = "$username|$hash";
      $expiration = time() + 60 * 60 * 24 * 30;
      $domain = $_SERVER["HTTP_HOST"];
      setrawcookie($this->name, $value, $expiration, "/", $domain);
   }
   public function get()
   {
      return $_COOKIE[$this->name];
   }
   public function get_username()
   {
      $fields = explode("|", $this->get());
      return $fields[0];
   }
   public function get_hash()
   {
      $fields = explode("|", $this->get());
      return $fields[1];
   }
}
<?php
namespace entities\evr\security;

class Mail
{
   public function __construct($recipient, $sender, $subject)
   {
      $this->recipient = $recipient;
      $this->sender = $sender;
      $this->subject = $subject;
   }
   public function send()
   {
      $header = $this->build_header();
      $message = $this->build_message();
      return mail($this->recipient, $this->subject, $message, $header);
   }
   private function build_header()
   {
      $header = "From: " . $this->sender . "\r\n";
      $header .= "Content-Type: text/plain\r\n";
      return $header;
   }
   protected function build_message()
   {
      return "default message\n";
   }
}
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September 30, 2015


Edge of Life is a form I made with Babycastles and Mouth Arcade for an event in New York called Internet Yami-ichi, a flea market of internet-ish goods. We set up our table to look like a doctor's office and pharmacy and offered free examinations and medication prescriptions, a system described by one person as "a whole pharmacy and medical industrial complex".

Diagnoses were based on responses to the form and observations by our doctor during a short examination. The examination typically involved bizarre questions, toy torpedoes being thrown at people and a plastic bucket over the patient's head. The form combined ideas from Myers-Briggs Type Indicators, Codex Seraphinianus and chain-mail personality tests that tell you which TV show character you are. In our waiting room, we had Lake of Roaches installed in a stuffed bat (GIRP bat). It was really fun!

The icons for the food pyramid are from Maple Story and the gun icons are from the dingbat font Outgunned. I'm also using Outgunned to generate the items in Food Spring.